Late fic is late.

Title: One Little Bite Won't Hurt
Author: freezing_rayne
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Shadow Hearts
Prompt: Yuri(Nox)/Keith, Xenokink; "Was it a monster or a man?"
Summary: Keith finds Yuri in his tower. Nox decides to come out and have a little fun. Gratuitious pron ensues.

( It was coming from the tower... )

Title: Surgery Technique
Author: freezing_rayne
Rating: R
Words: 1351
Prompt: November 5, Persona 3-Akihiko/Shinjiro, bandages, "shut up and hold still"

( That hurts like a bitch... )

Title: Pretty Much
Author: freezing_rayne
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Cloud/Zack
Prompt: First Time
Team: Turks

( ...We just had sex. )

Title: "To Old For You"
Author: freezing_rayne
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 627
Prompt: October 10: Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan: age differences - the guilt threatened to choke him as he touched that smooth, tanned back

( He knows what the others would say if they saw this... )

Torchwood (6) 
Robin Hood (6)
David Tennant as Casanova (2)  

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Title: The First Rule of Etiquette
Fandom: Persona 3
Rating: R
Word Count: 738
Characters: Akihiko/Shinjiro+Junpei
Summary: Junpei learns an important lesson.

( His clothes are nowhere to be seen... )

Title: "The New Soap"
Rating: PG
Characters: Cloud, Zack
Prompt: Allergies
Words: 100



Zack banged on the door. "Spike, you gotta come out of there."

There was a crash, a surprised yip, and a garbled, "No! Go away!"

Zack sighed, leaning his head against the door.

"Cloud, a bunch of cadets were complaining that you're hogging the bathroom. They'll probably go whining to Sephiroth next."

That certainly did the trick.

The door swung open. Zack's jaw dropped. "Shit, Cloud, what happened to you?

The blond touched the puffy red skin around his eyes. His lips were swollen to perhaps three times their usual size.

"I domf like the new sopf," he said despondently.

Title: Crazy Up In Here
Author: freezing_rayne
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Tseng, Elena, Reno
Team: Turks
Prompt: Weird Days at the Workplace
Words: 100

( Why is Reno wearing a cocktail dress...? )

Title: "How's It Hangin'?"
Author: Freezing_Rayne
Rating: R
Characters: Reno, Cloud
Promt: Naked
Words: 100

( Haven't you ever heard of knocking? )

Title: Careless
Fandom: Yami No Matsuie
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tatsumi/Watari
Word Count: 443
Prompt: "Fun with potions"

I wrote this for the Porn Battle Asylum.

( Careless )

Title: "Shit, Sorry!"
Author: freezing_rayne
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: FF 7 Crisis Core
Pairing: Zack/Cloud
Prompt: June 3: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core, Zack/Cloud: clumsy, first-time sex - "Oh, shit, sorry!"
Word Count: 862

( This looks a whole lot easier in porn... )

Title: Bad Publicity
Author: freezing_rayne
Rating: R
Prompt: Tabloid Fodder
Characters: President Shinra, Rufus
Word Count: 100

( Bad Publicity )

Title: Wedding Announcement
Rating: PG
Characters: Yuffie, Vincent
Prompt: Tabloid Fodder
Words: 100

Written for the 100 Word Prompt community.


Uh, Yuffie? Is there a reason the tabloids say that you and I are getting married?"

Vincent hands her the magazine. She looks at it, snorts, tosses it on the table.

"Don't worry about it. This has to be the fourth time the papers have announced my wedding. It happens when you're a princess."

Vincent nods, scratching the back of his head. "Any reason why it's me, and not Cloud or Reno, or any of the other men you know?"

Yuffie shrugs. "Well, it could be because you're the only one who doesn't look gayer than a barrel of monkeys."

Title: Alleys Are Not Private
Rating: R
Characters: Cloud, Reno
Challenge: Tabloid Fodder
Team: Turks
Words: 100

( Look on the bright side... )

Title: You're Cute When You Pout
Author: Freezing_Rayne
Rating: PG
Characters: Zack, Cloud
Team: Turks
Word Count: 100


"Zaaaack! Give it back!"

Zack holds the chocobo plushy up out of reach. "No, I don't think I will."

Cloud puts a petulant hand on his hip. "Why are you being such an asshole?"

"Because you're cute when you pout."

Cloud immediately makes the meanest scowl he can muster, trying to erase every trace of pout or cuteness. He feint, jumps, and snatches the plushy out of Zack's hand.

Zack grins at him, heading for the door. "I'll see you at dinner, okay?"

Cloud waits for the door to shut, before carefully stashing the little chocobo back under his pillow.

Title: Don't Talk Trash
Author: Freezing_Rayne
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Reno/Rufus
Team: Turks
Prompt: Toys
Words: 100

( Don't Talk Trash )

Title: Go Home Happy
Author: Freezing_Rayne
Pairing: Cloud/Reno
Rating: M
Summary: Reno screws up on a mission big-time, and there's no one around to help him but our favorite blond hero.

( Go Home Happy )


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Title: Undercover
Author: Freezing_Rayne
Characters: Reno, Rufus
Team: Turks
Rating: PG-13

“Why do I have to be the girl?” Reno grumped.

“Because you’re skinny and pretty, and I like how your ass looks when you wear heels.”

Reno pouted. “This sucks. I know you need bodyguards, but come on now.” He took a furtive glance around the ballroom, adjusting himself discreetly. Stockings rode up like a bitch. Elena gave him a cheeky little wave, from where she was dancing with Rude.

“Come on, Boss. Couldn’t we just have been a couple’a fags? I mean, Midgar’s progressive, right?”

Rufus snorted. “Think undercover, Reno, undercover. That means pretending to be something you’re not.”

Title: "An Honest Mistake"
Author: Freezing_Rayne
Team: Turks
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Reno, Rude
For the 100 word drabble com.
Prompt: Gender-Bending


She was damn cute, and she sure knew how to flirt. A couple of months ago, Reno would have been all over it. But that was then.

Reno draped an arm around Rude's shoulders. "Sorry, babe. I don't like chicks."

Her eyes widened. She blushed. "I-I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight."

Silence for a moment, before Rude started to laugh.

"That's what you get for looking so girly in a gay bar, Reno."

Reno pulled his shirt tight across his chest, revealing the distinct lack of breasts.

"Sorry to disappoint, sweetie, but I'm just overflowing with Y-Chromosome."

Title: Wake Up Call
Rating: R
Pairing: Vincent/Cloud
Summary: Cloud finds something odd while exploring the basement of the Shinra Mansion.
Takes place during Crisis Core, but doesn't really contain spoilers, as long as you know how they find Vincent in FF7.
This was written for IJ Porn Battle.

( Wake Up Call )